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1.  Steal his eye-patch. 2.  When he accuses you for stealing it, blame Sebastian, while wearing it. 3.  Ask him what his relationship he has with Sebastian. 4.  When he says something along the lines as "He's just my butler" scream "LIAR!" 5.  Show him Sebastian x Ciel Fanfics, fanart, smut, etc. 6.  Get his reaction on video. 7.  Post said video on Youtube.com 8.  Lock him in a room with Sebastian. 9.  Refuse to let them out until they confess their undying love for eachother. 10. Place cats randomly throughout the manor. 11. When he scolds you for letting cats in, blame Sebastian but make it obvious it was you. 12. Replace his c

 1. Replace all his short shorts with baggy jeans. 2. When he yells at you for it say you did it out of love. 3. Every time Claude says something, calmly walk over to Alois and yell "LIKE A BOSS!!!" in his ear. 4. Ask him if he ever had his eye poked out. 5. When he walks into the room cover your left eye and briskly walk out of the room. 6. Ask him if he and his butler have any...."special relations". 7. When he says no pinch his cheeks and say sweetly, "Oh! There's no need to be shy!" 8. Every time he sticks his tongue out, poke it and ask him why it is so long. 9. Dress up and act like Alois and go around dancing saying, 'O

40 ways to annoy Sebastian Michaelis 1.Mess up his butler costume, if possible use paint or something you can't get off. 2.Throw him with used catlitter and yell: ''So you like cats HUUH?!'' 3.Make a dog piss on him. 4.Kidnap Ciel and hide very quickly! 5.Take all the Phantomhive's silverware. 6.Dress Ciel as a dog. 7.Mess up the mansion and when he had cleaned it up, mess it up again. 8.When he serves you tea, say to him that he boiled the tealeaves little too much. 9.Say that he is a very bad butler. 10. Ask if he is really a stripper because he uses high heeled boots. 11. Say that he is a pedophile. 12. Say that he would look r

Although I do like Claude quite a bit, I just couldn't resist making this :D You may have to watch Black Butler 2 in order to understand some of these. 1. Steal his glasses 2. Stare at him constantly, but don't say a word. 3. When he's washing dishes, tell him he missed a spot. 4. Decorate Alois's entire mansion with pictures of Sebastian. 5. If Claude asks from where or how you got the pictures, tell him that you did a little favor for Sebastian in exchange for them. *wink wink* 6. When you see a spider, take off your shoe and go to kill it. Make sure Claude sees this. 7. Give Alois a Ricky Martin CD and urge him to dance to "The Cup Of Lif